003: Almond Milk is not Milk
Welcome back to News with Bill , the podcast where I take you through the strangest, weirdest, and most unbelievable news headlines from around the world. In Episode 3, I dive into one of the most absurd fights I’ve ever covered—between two family members arguing over almond milk vs. whole milk. This milk debate escalated into a knife attack, proving once again that no topic is too ridiculous for violence when Florida is involved. And by the way, almond milk isn’t milk—don’t @ me.
That’s just the beginning. I also talk about a man in Iowa who bit off another guy’s nose in a bar fight, a Florida suspect who attacked a police officer with a Bible while wearing only underwear, and a woman who tried to pass off “my butt just farted” as her legal name during an arrest. You can’t make this stuff up.
There’s a quadruple amputee arrested for drunk driving, inmates tortured with nonstop Baby Shark music, a meth-tossing driver who hit a cop with her stash, and an Oklahoma backwoods castration ring that’s as disturbing as it is insane.
This episode has everything: bizarre arrests, weird crimes, outrageous news, and the kind of content that keeps fans of strange news podcasts coming back every week. If you're into the weirdest headlines the internet has to offer, subscribe now and join me as I break down the world’s most twisted stories—one laughably real news item at a time.
IN THIS EPISODE:
- Quadruple Amputee Arrested for Drunk Driving
- Man arrested after biting a man’s nose off
- Man Arrested After Hitting Cop With Bible
- Man Knifed Family Member over Almond Milk
- Farmer has arm torn off by hay baler
- Baby Shark Used To Punish Inmates
- Airline Passenger Racist with a Crown
- Couple Names Their Daughter after Internet Service Provider
- Woman Busted After Hitting Cop With Meth
- Man Busted For Pizza Battery
- Illegal Castration is a thing in Oklahoma
- Suspect’s ID Did Not Pass Sniff Test
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