017: Fake Chinese Pandas

From fake pandas and face-eating cannibals to fried chicken assaults and emotional support alligators—this episode proves truth is always stranger than fiction.

This week on News with Bill, we start in Florida, where an 18-year-old woman was arrested for beating her 65-year-old boyfriend, proving once again that love and logic don’t mix in the Sunshine State. Then it’s off to Las Vegas, where a man “tweaking” on drugs reportedly ate his victim’s face, leading me to question whether horror movies are just following the news now. In Ohio, two women propped up a dead man to withdraw cash—talk about taking “weekend at Bernie’s” too literally. From a live eel removed from a man’s abdomen in Vietnam to a Chinese zoo painting dogs to look like pandas, the weird doesn’t stop there. Add in fake Chinese body armor sold to an Ohio SWAT team, a man named Deez-Nuts, and a Bible attack at Walgreens, and you’ve got one wild ride through the world’s strangest headlines. It’s disturbing, hilarious, and absolutely real—just another day on News with Bill.

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